Christian

Christian is currently a houseguest in Season 1 of Hella Big Brother.

Bio
Age: Too Old for this shit(aka 21)

Time zone: Arizona… which is in Pacific time in the summer I think?

Favorite Big Brother Houseguest of all time and why: As stereotypical as it sounds Rachel Rielly but not because OHMYGAWD YES QUUEEEN SLAY or anything like that. Rachel is an awful, awful, AWFUL BB player and her actually winning makes 0 sense but it happened and I find that fucking hilarious. Rachel is the epitome of a polarizing person everyone watching and everyone playing either loves them or hates them there is no in between. I think that makes for a fascinating reality TV character. I lOVE people who draw emotions out of others for simply existing.

Favorite season of Big Brother and why: BB10 probably. I mean end game was kinda dull but overall it had a great cast, great twists, great gameplay, a great winner, just it all.

Favorite Twist and why: TBH most BB twists usually suck major ass so….. none? BB10 for having a back to basics theme? lulz

A quote that describes you: “You say no to ratchet pussy, Juicy J can’t”

Favorite Food: Pizza, wings, and beer.

Favorite Sport/Game: Masturbating.

Favorite Movie: Stand By Me

Favorite Song/Artist: Current favorite song is probably a tie between Rude by Magik! and Call your Girlfriend by Robyn. This changes every few weeks though.

Guinea Pig or Baby Turtle: Uh I accidentally killed a turtle when I was like 11 because we found it in our yard and I thought it started hibernating or some shit so I didn’t feed it for like 2 weeks so when I checked on it it was dead. Plus Cashew from House of Cards is my homegirl. Guinea Pig.

Cat or Dog: Cats all the way Dogs are annoying as fuck.

What is your OTP?: AT this point, me and any girl I’m attracted to and who finds me attractive tbh.

If you could visit anywhere in the world where would it be?: Machu Picchu. I completed my goal of seeing Uluru and The Great Barrier Reef so Machu Picchu is the last place I HAVE to see before I die.

Britney Spears or Beyonce?: Brit Brit.

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a picture of a thousand words worth?: How the fuck should I know I’m an almost too old for college kid desperately clinging onto what should have been his glory days in attempts to not face the harsh realities of the real world not a goddamn art appraiser.

Julie Chen or Arisa Cox?: Neither tbh I like playing BB more than watching it :x But if I had to choose Chenbot all the way.